About a week ago a census worker knocked on my door. He said “I’m here to kick ass and take names. And I’m all done kicking ass.
Jokes: Census (via collegehumor)
His parents never taught him how they work.
This cat’s fresh outta lives.
Lazy Dog Owner Walks Dog Out Window
Good thing this dog already hates him, otherwise this may have been awkward.
Bear Obviously Can’t Fight Today
Go home bear, you’re drunk.
Japanese Restaurant Can’t Speak English, But Effort is Commendable
The service is great, but your order is always wrong.
