About a week ago a census worker knocked on my door. He said “I’m here to kick ass and take names. And I’m all done kicking ass.”

collegehumor:

Lazy Dog Owner Walks Dog Out Window
Good thing this dog already hates him, otherwise this may have been awkward.

collegehumor:

Lazy Dog Owner Walks Dog Out Window

Good thing this dog already hates him, otherwise this may have been awkward.